The Emperor's Erection Project

Summary

Wealth, power, glory. Emperor Eric Dyk has it all... except his "Dyk" refuses to get up for some reason! Unfortunately, he must choose a wife to produce an heir, or the empire he toiled to unite will collapse. Then, Eric's prayers are answered in the form of Cindy, a foul-mouthed spunky young maid who can somehow get him stiff with sheer abuse. After some convincing, Cindy joins hands with Eric to discover the issue behind his dysfunction. Will they be able to find the cure to this hard situation, or will the empire be doomed to a permanent dry spell?